Netagiri ( Part- 1 )

(Disclaimer : - On literary front this is undoubtedly one of the worst pieces ever written by me. As suggested by my friends I have trimmed down the language thing so that ‘manoos’ ( I know Mr.Raj you are all ears !!) could easily comprehend it.
Well guys there is nothing much to comprehend in it . The article is nothing but a result of an idle brain.... full of Hindi slangs n netagiri…Not to be taken seriously …Written in a lighter vein …blah..blah ..blah…So guys if you are more waela than me ….i wud say …..Go ahead !!! )

Mr. Raj : ( Man(h)oos ...errr!!! ) He undisputedly figures 1^st on the list after all he considers himself the First Mumbai manoos or manoo (wateve )………..Sir I know, had u not been'falsely' implicated in a case u wud hv surely given those on war a tough time ( Cmon….NSG and MARCOS would have had a tough time handling him not the terrorists). Sir but atleast you could have sent your all eager ‘sena’ to serve Mumbaikars. Why take help from 200 NSGs from Delhi after all they are not the Mumbai Manoos.? When your Sena can tackle lakhs of non-mumbaikars living out there then why not 10 terrorists ?

Naqvi Sahab : (Kya karoon poora naam nahi pata. Pehle to yeh bhi nahi pata tha :P )

Wow !!! Sir you have just found a novel way to hog the limelight. And why not ? When everyone in your fraternity is looking for an excuse to satiate the hunger of interview–mongers then why should you remain behind.. Sir but one thing which somehow zaps me is that our all so ‘respected’ neta was concentrating more on the facial makeup of women than on the carnage out there. Nahi sir yeh achi baat hai……Infact you are a terrific observer indeed…..Sir I usually find girls bemused when it comes to applying make-up (as they have so many shades to choose from ) Hope you could be a great help to them……Sir social service bhi ho jaegi ……lolz

Arjun Ji : ( mujhse quOTA le lo pOTA nahi ) Sir the fervour with which you push for quotas is amazing... So why don't you do something for the other ‘ota’ too? …. This way not only you will revamp your enormously tarnished image but also stand a chance to become our next PM (yahi to aapka sapna hai na ). I know u might argue that POTA doesnt come under your domain , but sir have you ever remained confined to your domain only ?

( Part - 2 uploaded above )