Sunday, December 7, 2008

Netagiri ( Part - 2)

(Part 1 just below this)

Patil Sr. : ( A Well-Dressed Man indeed :P ) Sir seriously if there is one thing of yours which I would like to imitate it has to be your finicky attitude towards dressing up properly. A Home Minister couldn’t have been more ‘homely’. One who has such an eclectic style of dressing and has got a dress for almost every occasion. A man who has the audacity to brag about the sheer number of dresses he has . . .You know sir we GenX are very upset that you have stepped down after all you were keeping us updated on the latest dressing styles. Look at the mesmerising influence sir even the terrorists were in Cargos and Jeans ( pun intended)

Patil Jr.: ( Jupiter – Vaasi) The moment you dubbed it as ‘ Choti Ghatna’ I racked up my brain to think of where else are such incidents pigeonholed into ‘ Choti Ghatna’ types. But to my dismay couldn’t even find one. This led me to conclude that you might have been referring to Jupiter as given its gigantic size such incidents could there be an order of the day. Sir, even if we ignore the death toll for a sec an incident claiming a loss of whopping Rs. 50,000 crores (both tangibles and intangibles) can't be a 'Chota' one. And if you still stand by your stantement I wonder if Mr.Clean is really that clean....

Mr. Big Name : ( No-Entry Plzzz) Sir this isn’t right …You can’t take the credit from the municipalities this way. They toil around so hard to catch dogs and you are saying that the reason that dogs don’t stray around is that there is a dearth of a martyr. Kya sir aapse yeh umeed nahi thi …

( To be Continued ……..)

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